landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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Danny Pink in ‘Into the Dalek’

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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

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orphanblack:

consp1racy:

And that’s what you missed on Orphan Black.

We’ve reblogged this before, we are reblogging it now, and we will reblog it again in the future.

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tumbllr-lyf:

Helpful.

tumbllr-lyf:

Helpful.


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urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

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sacrificialmeg:

shuttheheckingup:

city-of-gay-angels:

no but my all-time favourite Jensen thing has got to be his sad, defeated, long-suffering parent face, like:

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oh god, just stop

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jesus have mercy

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i don’t deserve this

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[internally screaming]

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how did it come to this

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how have i offended you o lord

every time its because of Jared

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ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

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